Police encounters of the third kind
May 22nd, 2008Our tally of police stops has now reached five, including the friendly chap who just wanted to help us out, three in Ukraine and two so far in Russia. One of them was a very straight-forward, “Hello, I’ll have that wine thanks”, others have made attempts at official procedure, but the best so far was definitely as we drove the last few kilometers of Ukraine.
Pete was driving, and learning from previous experience we were sticking rigidly to the speed limit, but still we got waved down by a very grumpy fellow. We quickly established a complete communications black hole, and Pete took the phrasebook with him to meet his superior.
These police didn’t even have speed guns, and to their credit they didn’t pretend we had been speeding, but aided by Lonely Planet’s choice of phrases, they managed to accuse Pete (to his considerable bewilderment) of disturbing the peace (good starter for ten), parking illegally (erm…) and being dizzy! His sophisticated defence to all this was “me, nothing”, but it did the job and we were on our way without a ‘fine’. Splendid.
David

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